Humour+-+Joke+competition

"HUMOUR" COMPETITION

THERE ARE MANY BOOKS WRITTEN ON HUMOUR; ABOUT HUMOUR; AND CONTAIN HUMOUR.

THIS IS THE PAGE THAT YOU CAN ADD TO. REMEMBER THE GUIDELINES GIVEN IN CLASS. ALL JOKES/ RIDDLES/ LIMERICKS MUST BE APPROPRIATE FOR YEAR 7. THIS HAS BEEN DISCUSSED IN CLASS AND HAS BEEN MADE VERY CLEAR TO YOU. THERE WILL BE STEPS TAKEN FOR ANYONE BREAKING THIS AGREEMENT. YOU NEED TO NAME AND NUMBER YOUR CONTRIBUTION (ONLY ONE ENTRY PER PERSON) AND THERE WILL BE A PRIZE FOR THE MOST POPULAR. LAST DAY FOR SUBMISSION IS NOVEMBER 8th ENJOY!!!!!!!!!
 * 1: Blonde Joke

Q.How many blondes does it take to make a batch of choc-chip cookies? A. 3: 1 to pre-heat the oven 1 to mix the batter 1 to peel the smarties By Lachlan Ross

The scene is a Harvey Norman store. A blonde is asking a salesman:' What kind of T.V is this.' He says:'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.' She returns the next day, her hair dyed red, abd asks a different salesman the same question. 'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.' She returns a week later having changed her whole appearance by putting on a false moustache and a goatee beard beard. And she disgiuses her voice by talking in a deep baritone.'I want you to sell me that colour T.V.' Sorry,' is the response,'we don't sell to blondes.' Whereupon she burts into tears.' why,why,//why// won't you sell this T.V to me.' ' Because it is a microwave.' Lewis Fisher
 * 2: Blonde Joke

NACHO CHEESE! Julia
 * 1) 3 WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT'S NOT YOURS?

#4:
Three men were rummaging through a garage sale when they found a magic lantern. After buying it they took it into an alley and rubbed it, a genie appeared and it said "I will grant you each one wish" The first man wished " I want to be the richest person on Earth" His wish was granted, the genie filled his bank account. The second man wished "I want to be the funniest person on Earth" His wish was granted, the genie had given him extreme wit. The Third man wished "I want to be the smartest person on Earth" His wish was granted, the genie had made him a woman. Georgia :)

#5 A blonde walks up to a brunette. Blonde: what does 'idk' stand for. Brunette: i dont know Blonde: thats what everyone keeps saing by dylan.